So this man comes to the door and says to the Lady Of The House.
"Good afternoon. We are Green Thumbs and we are working in your area and we can send a lawn expert to your home - free of charge and with no obligation. He will examine your lawn and tell you what is wrong with it and how any problems have happened."
The LOTH laughs and says: "Thank you - but I think we know exactly what is wrong with our lawn and exactly WHO is responsible!"
I said: "Yeah!! Too right!! It's those new bunnies of mine. I'll have a word with them".