Sometimes, when I'm relaxing in one of my little cosy corners, minding my own business, the Lady Of The House feels obliged to come and sing to me.
I don't really know what I've done to deserve it - but it must have been something VERY BAD!
Sometimes she's does a strange little sitting down dance.
It's usually inspired by a song she likes on the radio.
On this occasion it was Crazy Horses by The Osmonds.
Please, someone, tell me how to make it stop?