Thursday, 22 December 2011

Winnie's fourth Christmas carol

Today's festive song reflects on one of my most embarrassing moments of 2011.

It wasn't wise and it certainly wasn't clever and I hope the Lady Of The House never has a similarly silly idea again.

I didn't have to cross the desert - but I did have to cross the parade ring at the Sutton Greyhound Show.

Off we go, to the tune of We Three Kings (of Orient are...)

Me, one dog, from Burton-on-Trent.
I've got the hump. I wish that she'd spent
a bit more money
It isn't funny
My feelings I have to vent.

I am not a camel!
Not a goat!
Not a donkey in a coat.
Fancy dress!
It's just a mess!
Don't sit there and laugh and gloat.

I could've worn pink. I wish that I had
Looking at HER it made me so sad.
Tutu and hat
I could've worn that
This camel idea's so bad.

I am NOT a camel!
NOT a beast!
When will this dishonour cease?
I am a Queen
I think it's mean
Will somebody call the police!


Tessa the Maltese said...

OMD I is laughin so hard! I remember that pic.

I thinks you said it all!

Happy Howlidays!

Woos, Tessa

Never Say Never Greyhounds said...

Very creative... on all accounts! :-)

Frankie Furter said...

OH Winnie.... I am soooooo very very much sorry to tell you this.. butt..
Well, I just fell off my chair Laffin at the pictures and your song.
PLEASE accept my
SINCERE A PAW ligee. I DID try my bestest NOT to laff... I just couldn't hold it in.
Seriously though... I don't think you should have been treated like that. ... just fur OUR amusement and Listening Pleasure.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh, is barkless! How terrible for you to face dat embarrassment!

houndstooth said...

Oh Winnie! We are howling with laughter! I know it was one of your most embarrassing moments, but it was also one of your funniest -- twice!


scotsmad said...

Sorry Winnie, we don't mean to look so funny! the pink tutu looks funny, too.

It was worth the embarrassment to get that great poem.

Better luck in 2012.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Sue said...

Oh that seems like doggy abuse. We would rather have the pink tutu too.
Morgan and the Portie girls

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Oh dear... poor puppy...

Declan said...

Ah come on Winnie! So the camel get up wasn't your Mum's finest idea, but your mate in the tutu looks RIDICULOUS! Deccy x

Sue said...

Poor Winnie. I thought you looked er.....cute:) said...

Hahaha - bad luck Winnie..but your is a great make you feel better and luckier you should see what Golden Retriever Toffee had to do:

Does that make you feel any better Winnie I mean Winnie Greyhound xx

Sarge said...

Hey Winnie!
Wow, I'm so glad you agreed to sacrifice your pride to show us this again! I know it hurts, but it's also incredibly funny. Love the carol! BOL
Grr and a Devoted Woof,
Sarge, COP

What Remains Now said...

I'm not making many friends today, but I think you look cute.