It wasn't wise and it certainly wasn't clever and I hope the Lady Of The House never has a similarly silly idea again.
I didn't have to cross the desert - but I did have to cross the parade ring at the Sutton Greyhound Show.
Off we go, to the tune of We Three Kings (of Orient are...)
Me, one dog, from Burton-on-Trent.
I've got the hump. I wish that she'd spent
a bit more money
It isn't funny
My feelings I have to vent.
I am not a camel!
Not a goat!
Not a donkey in a coat.
It's just a mess!
Don't sit there and laugh and gloat.
I could've worn pink. I wish that I had
Looking at HER it made me so sad.
Tutu and hat
I could've worn that
This camel idea's so bad.
I am NOT a camel!
NOT a beast!
When will this dishonour cease?
I am a Queen
I think it's mean
Will somebody call the police!