What? Who? Me?
Actually, that headline is ALL WRONG! Today's carol with new words is ALL the work of the Lady Of The House. Feel free to tell her it's rubbish.
(Sing to the tune of While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night)
Oh, Winnie get some socks tonight
You've dug another crater
The house is full of grass and mud
Long greyhound toes trap so much dirt
You've brought in half the garden
You never seem to look ashamed
Or say "I beg your pardon".
If Santa brought some Greyhound boots
The floors would stay much cleaner
And when I saw you digging
I would be a little keener.
To sunny warm Australia?
I don't think you can dig that far
I think you're doomed to failure.
I'd miss you if you went to Oz
I hope that you're not going
The good thing is that thanks to you
("That's because we have no lawn any more, really" - the LOTH)
Yes, yes. We get it. Fine.
Changing the subject, we have had a few requests for "Silent Night" so we are going to work on that next.
Actually, I WILL. Because the LOTH is clearly not in the proper Christmas spirit.