|Purple Puppy's last moments before being bin-bound|
But yesterday during my mad ten minutes in the garden I loved purple puppy a bit too enthusiastically and his little purple neck opened up and lots of white stuff like candy floss came out.
I excitedly pulled more out and got it into my mouth, so the L O T H stepped in and got the flossy stuff out of my mouth and took it and puppy away. I think he went in the bin.
When the Man Of The House came home, he told the L O T H that I was obviously only trying to floss after my meals like you should.
I don't know what that meant - but they both laughed. Strange people.